deafens | open for business

open for business

for messages
for phone calls
for random meetings
for picture prompts
whenever + wherever
etc.

don't mess with me nic my dick is on the line

Edited 2015-10-18 16:37 (UTC)

well not if you don't care about waiting i guess?? but the "rules" dictate that proper ladies and gentlemen wait until date number three before getting nasty. seems like bullshit idk why you'd be more likely to stick with it because you waited.

why?????

this girl from town is like rly hot but she said she's a third date rule kinda girl

im going on date 1 later

oh my god are you actually going to keep your dickens away long enough to get to date three

you know what i'm rooting for you. you can do this. is she wait until date 3 hot?

i don't know maybe satan will help me???

bad joke i know but the dude owes me big time k

i've just not had a girlfriend in years

school is a massive cockblock

oh bless that's super cute

not the satan part the no girlfriend part

bring her flowers but like not lame bouquet ones find nice wild ones

and if u go see a movie put your hand on the little arm rest in the middle between you two and if she holds your hand guarantee you're getting lucky regardless of some arbitrary 3 date rule

i was gonna say, satan ain't cute

but ok what if we hold hands but that's all she wants to do???

do i wait for her to ask ME out?

satan could be cute why you gotta judge like that. he's probably tearing up in his fiery depths rn like 'wow this dick'

unfortunately if she doesn't want to get down + freaky you're gonna have to suck it up and cope, my friend. do you even know what to do on dates? do you need me to wire in with an earpiece or something like the movies?